feanor-the-dragon:

orevet:

swordshapedleaves:

fromwolfsandgods:

vethyourhalflingmother:

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

Chaotic good

NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn’t just mean cheeky!

this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work

malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism

“Sorry, but I can’t come in to work this week because I’m gay,” is so ridiculously funny to me

(via loserslane)

matronofthevoid:

arr-jim-lad:

roliepolie:

fluffy-elephants:

partlysmith:

sugarkillsall:

superhell:

i fukcing hate this show

This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect

according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects

but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just

forgot the cars

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@arr-jim-lad I’m CRYING is that actually a thing that happened, I can’t believe I’ve never heard this

YES

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I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS AS A LITTLE KID AND THINKING IT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY, ME AND MY BROTHER WERE DYING.

(via time-lady-of-the-opera)

blackgiornogiovanna:

ellsworthej:

quasmellito:

baiganchokah:

hallaisme247:

hi-imkingdavid:

brattynympho:

lordespino:

candiikismet:

darkislovelyyyy:

This shit is still funny

Lmao what the hell!

Lmfao fuck that’s me

Why was he in jail?

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@illmaticraj right now

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

Facts

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

(via loserslane)

skyland–mountain:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

One of my favourite headlines about the Corona Virus in Germany is how the participants of Big Brother have no idea what’s going on. They moved in on February 6 and haven’t had access to any news since then. And nobody is allowed to tell them.

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vodcar:
“ shiftythrifting:
“Pancake the steamrollered teddy bear, found at the op shop last Christmas. Though he’s pretty two-dimensional, he has a unique personality and is perfectly travel sized to squish in a suitcase — or to slip down the side of...

vodcar:

shiftythrifting:

Pancake the steamrollered teddy bear, found at the op shop last Christmas. Though he’s pretty two-dimensional, he has a unique personality and is perfectly travel sized to squish in a suitcase — or to slip down the side of the bed.

i’m in tears i can’t stop thinking about Pancake

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